Don't Hate Me

I know, everyone is sick of these meme things. But this one is super fun! Really.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Sarah Mississippi

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Fruit Snacks Bob (wtf?)

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Tax Bo Ling (huh?)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Garlic Connecticut (never been anywhere foreign)

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Goofernous Perry

6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
V. Me

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Whoppers Syrup

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Chick Shawnee Mission Northwest (stupid hs name)

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Hugs Vodka

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Pamela 63 (if only a few blocks south...)

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Starburst Wilson

12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Vimer Vasha (double wtf)

See, that wasn't so bad :)